John Freund

John

Favorite color: Plaid

Favorite celebrity: No one you’ve ever heard of

Personal Mantra: “The Reason is there is no Reason.”

Personal statements:

No situation is so dire that you cannot find some way to piss your pants at its absurdity.

All really funny jokes are offensive to somebody.

If you set off in one direction and never change course you’ll end up where you started – unless you keep going after you get there.

Looking up to people you don’t know is a waste of friendship.

The truth is ironclad.

Experience is a forge.

Profundity is flatulence.

Big words make you seem smart.

You are ¼ as intelligent as you think you are and but only ½ as stupid.

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